Sajid Khan knows you’re a Dumbass!

If you're one of those, whose check-ins look like this:

"week end funn wit mah hubby - was watching Humshakals at DT Moronica Cineplex."

You should know that this genius director, brother of the director who *ehmmm* directed *coughs* Tees Maar Khan, is SAJID KHAN. And he already KNOWS that you're a dumbass! Do not be surprised. Your secret is out. He figured it out years ago.

Let me take you through his journey from Witty to Shitty. Over a decade ago, he hosted this unconventional, ground-breaking show on television 'Kehne Mein Kya Harz Hai'. The show was about him nitpicking on typical Bollywood formulas, over-acting or what he would laughingly refer to "Hamming" and his insanely hilarious critique on how our films and logic cannot see.

(hahahahahahaha classic!) 

Anyways, his wikipedia page reads: Khan is famous for making atypical cringe-worthy Bollywood movies.His movies are famous for illogic,racist,toilet humour which has a small but notable fan-base in india.

He knows that no matter you may be an IIT & IIM alumnus, you may be a globetrotter who gets dinner invitations from the likes of Dalai Lama and you own a mansion on Malabar Hill, you are still a Dumbass! 

After his television show ended, he completed his research in the 'Dumbassery of the Bollywood Audience'. This research empowered him with this unstoppable energy to dish out platters of crap with every "comedy" "film" he releases. He knows you will enjoy all the toilet humour, sexism, racism, illogical plot lines, irrelevant characters, vulgar dance moves and aged actors peeking into barely there skirts. Other filmmakers take the audience's brains for granted, but Sajid Khan tailors his magnum opuses to suit your undying stupidity. 

His films do well because you are a dumbass. And you are a dumbass, that's why he makes them. Oh bura laga? Arrey kehne mein kya harz?